Invoke is proud to announce the launch of the Hemispheres Wine Guild site. Our amazing design and development team has crafted an appealing, user-friendly site to attract new business and provide a value-added wine exploration experience for existing members.

Hemispheres Wine Guild members receive top quality wine not available anywhere else, hand-picked by a wine expert, and delivered to their door.

I imagined conformist grey jumpsuits, feasts comprised of small yellow pills and cars hovering in bleak uniformity. Utilitarian high rises. Breaking forth of hydrogen eggs. Maybe Big Brother was to blame for my perspective on the future, but it was really nothing short of a natural perspective after being inundated with new media projections on what Orwellian future was to come.

Yes, it’s both an interesting and exciting moment; handing designs over to someone and waiting for them to view, judge and critique it, but it’s also a little like having Regis fly out of your closet as your alarm clock goes off – it would scare the hell out of you if you weren’t adequately prepared. See, what in your head may be functional, stylish or just plain cool may be totally be a Spiderman III moment for them. If it is, it’s redesign-or-tweakin’ time.

Who needs medals when you can paint Beijing red…-der (forgive me!) in the upcoming Beijing 2008 Olympic Games wearing your very own paisley-inspired jumpsuit?

Alright, so in all honesty, I’ve seen worse fashion designs…