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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Posted by Jenn Lowther

The other week I wrote about Twitter and Facebook and asked the question is Twitter the new Facebook?  One thing that I pointed out in the post is Twitter’s issues with down time and functionality issues and the problems they’ve created for the Twitter community.  Well this week I’m turning my attention and ire to YouTube.

Oh YouTube, why hast thou forsaken me.  Once upon a time you were my go to destination for all of my internet video needs.  We had such a great relationship.  I watched and uploaded videos and you got revenue dollars from the impressions you recieved.  A truely give and take relationship where both of our needs were fulfilled.

Oh but YouTube, it was not meant to be.  You go and marry the great Google.  The relationship was supposed to do great things for you, but alas no!  Ever since your union, you’ve gone downhill.  Why have you turned into a housewife that stops taking care of herself?  Why?  You are no longer fun to look at.  With all of your buffering problems and video unavailable issues - when I know that it is because someone at the desk next to me is watching it.

So it has come to this.  You need to start taking care of yourself again and be a hot soccer mom - a milf even.  But if you remain in the sorry state you are currently in, I may have to go and find a new online video relationship to satisfy my online video needs.   Sorry, but you’re just not cutting it for me anymore!!

Tags: google, video, youtube

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